After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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