your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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