He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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