Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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