susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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