yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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