you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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