so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
