I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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