he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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