it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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