just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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