i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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