I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
