We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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