So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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