Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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