Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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