i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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