They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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