stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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