Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize