If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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