people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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