I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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