we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
