Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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