I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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