when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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