everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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