Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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