I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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