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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I understand Curling. That high.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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