The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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