That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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