Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
