he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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