I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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