So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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