Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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