You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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