i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize