we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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