grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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