i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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