This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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