at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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