Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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