so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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