butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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