at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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