I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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