So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
