Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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