I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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