When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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