thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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