Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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